Resignation

It has been some months since I posted off my resignation letter to the great and powerful Oz morg. Yet still no response. I have some theories.... 1. the incompetence of Australia Post (it is famous for it you know) 2. I've sent it to the wrong person but they haven't had the courtesy to pass it on. 3. They think I was just kidding. 4. So few people actually bother to formally resign that no one quite knows what to do with it so it's festering away at the bottom of the "too hard" basket 5. They have far too many important things to be doing with their time than worrying about my silly little request.

My problem is this: We move house soon and I was hoping not to have to give them my new address so I wanted everything finalised before hand. I know mother-the-mormon will gleefully pass on my mobile phone number (as she has done already I think) but she won't dare give them my home phone or address.

I don't see why it has to be such a big deal. I told my last Bishop that I had discontinued my relationship with the church...shouldn't that be enough??? Why must I still endure 6 monthly phone calls from enthusiastic sister missionaries. They usual get the ESL one to ring me so I feel sort of sorry for her and don't heap abuse down the phone to her. Why not get one of the super confident TBM's fresh from the factory to call? Then I could really give her a spray!

Oh well, I guess I'll have to send another letter. But let this be known, whether I am on their records as such or not... "I AM NOT A MORMON". I'm an exmo survivor and I'm never going back!!